London, to begin with.
The launch kitchen is still to be selected: Barcha Barcha in Hammersmith or TSK in Waterloo. Our planned initial radius is approximately 2–3 miles, subject to a validated refrigerated courier trial.
SEALED HAPPINESS. CAREFULLY DELIVERED.Good things.
Good things.
Coming your way.
We're getting ready for a small, local London launch. A little closer to the kitchen means a little more care for every can.
Prelaunch · Real deliveries are not open yetLaunch kitchen and delivery catchment are being confirmed. A valid postcode isn't a delivery guarantee.
Fresh. Not shelf-stable.
Fresh dairy-based desserts. Keep refrigerated, not in the cupboard. The seal does not make them shelf-stable. Follow the storage and use-by instructions supplied with each delivery. Final temperature, shelf life and allergen labels must be approved before launch.
A time that suits you.
The checkout preview includes scheduled delivery and controlled demo batches. Actual delivery days, windows, daily capacity and courier fees will be confirmed before launch.
No checkout surprises.
You'll see the full delivery charge and payable total before payment. The preview uses a clearly labelled £3.95 demo delivery fee — it is not a courier quote or final price.
Ingredients & allergens.
Recipes are in development. Milk, wheat (gluten) and nuts are intended ingredients; this is not a complete allergen declaration. We cannot yet accommodate allergy-specific orders. Final ingredient, cross-contact and allergen information must be confirmed before real orders open.
Allergen information will be available before checkout and included with real deliveries. Until that information is approved, the shop can only accept sandbox checkout tests, not real orders.
Your own little Sassy shop.
The website will be the home of bundles, gifts and repeat orders. Deliveroo and Uber Eats are planned for instant local discovery. We'll link the real merchant listings when they're ready.
In the meantime, explore the boxes